Unfair life things

The rabbit has fairy wings. I do not. Unfair! 

Robin, who is four, is often going on about unfair things. Dylann got more peaches. Unfair! Mother has fancy earrings. Unfair! Mia's book choice gets read first. Unfair! 

Well, I know all about unfairness. Here are some unfair life things that have happened on Bent Barrow Farm: 

Clover has been allowed to sleep in FarmWife's bed, while I have been forced to sleep on dirt. 

Missy has been allowed to sit in FarmWife's lap during hoof trims, while I have been forced to stand on three legs like a doofus. 

Paisley has been allowed to sit in the back of the new van, while I have been asked to stay behind the fence. 

The baby chickens have been brought into the house to sit on human laps, while I have only been brought to the window to peer inside. 

The humans have eaten at least ten picnics this year, while I have only been invited on two. 

Here are some unfair life things that FarmWife says invalidates all of my complaints:

War 

Genocide

Cancer

Famine

Tsunamis

Hmmm. She has a point. 

Ears,

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