I've had trouble finding the right blanket for my unique physique, so I've prepared a little slideshow to help you understand the various ways in which my wardrobe is unflattering. I've used human models, the better for to relate to you, my beloved bipedal readers.
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| The way I look in my too-dangly plaid blanket. |
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| The way I look in my too-short high-neck blanket. |
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| The way I look in my too-tight blue blanket. |
Tomorrow, I'll try to find you some pictures of what I'd rather look like. I just have to negotiate with FarmWife about which human man is cute enough to stand in as me, Fenway Bartholomule.
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