Brays Of Our Lives

Sung to the tune of "I'm Henry the VIII, I Am" by Herman's Hermits.

I'm Fenny the great, I am,

Fenny the great, I am, I am!

I get ridden by the lady next door,

She's owned horses seven* times before. 

And not a one was like Fenny

She hadn't had a mule or an ass

I'm her eighth good boy, I'm Fenny,

Fenny the great, I am! 

Second verse, same as the first! 

I'm Fenny the great, I am,

Fenny the great, I am, I am!

I get ridden by the lady next door,

She's owned horses seven* times before. 

And not a one was like Fenny

She hadn't had a mule or an ass

I'm her eighth good boy, I'm Fenny,

Fenny the great, I am! 

I'm Fenny the great, I am,

Fenny the great, I am, I am!

I get ridden by the lady next door,

She's owned horses seven* times before. 

And not a one was like Fenny

She hadn't had a mule or an ass

I'm her eighth good boy, I'm Fenny,

Fenny the great, I am! 

F! E! N-N-Y! 

I'm Fenny the great, I am, 

Fenny the great, I am!

These were FarmWife's seven geldings: Panda, Fahrenheit, Dor, Farallon, Painter, Tanner, and Jack Vance. Shorty, at 13.1, and Twink, at 30+ inches, didn't make the "horse" list.