Fenway Bartholomule's Official Product Endorsement of the Day for Wednesday, December 30th, 2009

I use and recommend the beta biothane halter from bioplastics, ebay seller. I am getting a new halter for Christmas, as well as a brass "Fenway Bartholomule" name plate. I will look like a very rich mule with my very fine personalized halter, and only the cattle who didn't die or people who stand inside my personal space bubble will know that it's not leather.